Saturday, January 9, 2010

Flat yeast bread

Step 1: Warm milk and butter
Step 2: Smell the yummy buttery smell
Step 3: Find something that needs cleaning, so that you
have an excuse to unroll all the paper towels.
Step 4: Dissolve yeast and sugar in the warm milk and butter
Step 5: Slowly add flour
Step 6 : realize you forgot to add an egg white and salt
Step 7: Realize it's nice to have some messed up dough to keep little hands busy.
Step 8: Take a photo of the bad dough, just because it looks kind of cool.
Step 9: Start over, this time don't forget the egg white and salt.
Step 10: let the dough rise
Step 11: Wait more because it's not raising...
Step 12: ......keep waiting?
Step 13: Admire the mess that was made while making the dough that doesn't want to rise.
Step 14: In a last ditch effort to get some bread out of this deal, put your unrisen (is that a word? you'll learn I'm not much for grammar and spelling) bread in the oven.
Step 15: Laugh, when you watch your bread continue to not rise, while baking in the oven.


Step 16: Add lots of butter and cinnamon sugar to try to hide the fact that your bread is totally dense and absolutely awful.

Step 17: For the love of all that is sacred and Holy, go change that stinky diaper already!!

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